tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23361060053544936952024-03-19T17:17:21.732+08:00A. N . E . K . D . O . T.satu ruang catatanMUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.comBlogger260125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-38231497356721903842012-07-15T18:16:00.001+08:002012-07-15T18:16:57.040+08:00ANEKDOT 219: MENANTU MAK<div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: large;"> <i><span style="color: red;">Terdengar perbualan antara seorang bujang terlajak dengan pekerja baharu di kantin pejabat.</span></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">(antara dialog mereka)</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">A: Berkenan saya tengok awak ni. Memang sesuai kalau dijadikan menantu...</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">B: Aik, dah ada anak besar ke... nak jadikan saya menantu?</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">A: Alah, bukan menantu saya. Menantu mak saya. Sudi?</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: lime;">B: ???!!!### (kebingungan - tak faham) </span></span></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: large;">Nota hujung: Boleh pinjam ayat ni!!!</span></i></div>
<i><span style="color: #741b47; font-size: large;">Sumber: ....</span></i>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-86890475977451247022012-06-28T18:44:00.000+08:002012-06-28T18:44:11.408+08:00ANEKDOT 218: DALAM DILEMA, MAAA!!!<div style="color: magenta; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Kalau bertanya kepada fotografer yang liat nak pilih isteri,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"> inilah jawapan daripada mereka.</span></div>
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<i>Nota hujung: Hmmm...kutakmengerti!</i></div>
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<i style="color: #cc0000;">Sumber: FB PJK</i></div>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-67542781843898751342012-06-28T18:33:00.003+08:002012-06-28T18:33:44.373+08:00ANEKDOT 217 : TERLEBIH SUDAH..."AA"<div style="color: blue; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Mungkin terlebih huruf "A" dan tidak tahu mana nak letak agaknya. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Mungkin juga terlebih tekan kursor komputer tu, maka jadi banyaklah terlebihnya.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Mungkin juga petugas yang menyemak papan tanda ini tak perasaan sebab mata dia ada "double vision".</span></div>
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<span style="color: yellow; font-size: large;">Apa-apapun... sempat juga saya pergi menegur kesilapan </span></div>
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<i><span style="color: lime;">(bukan nak tunjuk pandai, tapi malu sebab salah eja perkataan yang mudah)</span></i></div>
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<i>Nota hujung: Jom kembali ke sekolah!</i></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Sewaktu nak ke bilik air, terpandang papan tanda ini.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Terbantut niat nak melegakan diri di situ.</span></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Kasarnya bahasa ni. Gulp!!!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Papan tanda biasanya menggunakan simbol atau lambang yang mudah difahami. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Namun tidak semua orang yang pandai mentafsir bahasa tanda ini.</span></div>
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Nota hujung: Inilah jadinya apabila otak letak di kaki ketika memandu.</div>
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Sumber: Koleksi gambar devianku.</div>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-40851110529022570882012-01-12T00:16:00.004+08:002012-01-12T00:46:27.444+08:00ANEKDOT 214: HARAPKAN PEGAR...MAKAN PADI<div style="text-align: center;"><br /><br />Sudah lama juga tidak menulis tentang bahasa Melayu.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Sememangnya, blog ini blog bahasa. Jadi kembali semula ke asalnya.<br /><br />Sudah lama saya mencari penjelasan tentang peribahasa ini. Bunyinya agak pelik.<br />Malahan sifatnya juga mengelirukan.<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:180%;">"Harapkan pagar, pagar makan padi"</span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;">(Bagaimana pagar boleh makan padi?)</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"></span></span><br />Ruangan "Mewah Bahasa" kelolaan Prof. Madya Dr Nor Hisham Osman<br />dalam Berita Harian hari semalam (11/1/12) menjelaskan tentang silap faham<br />penggunaan peribahasa ini.<br /><br />Lama benar kita mengamalkan peribahasa yang salah walaupun maksudnya benar.<br /><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8LX-E3T4h0JoKkYR5FwoORJV4JLY3HbnOKo5GHYKniBGrY7enippRGXfiJYGVanBw38iHxcGPFIPzXlK06-JCXfu9W8UJKZ66xRnw-_MHfvtmG7qIiTtRenk_YvmNhB0QXiW84aIMgYY/s1600/001.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 164px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8LX-E3T4h0JoKkYR5FwoORJV4JLY3HbnOKo5GHYKniBGrY7enippRGXfiJYGVanBw38iHxcGPFIPzXlK06-JCXfu9W8UJKZ66xRnw-_MHfvtmG7qIiTtRenk_YvmNhB0QXiW84aIMgYY/s320/001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696409784000061922" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Peribahasa yang yang sebenarnya ialah...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >"Harapkan pegar, pegar makan padi".<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0); font-style: italic;font-size:180%;" ><br />Pegar</span> ialah <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">sejenis burung</span> yang menyerupai <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 102, 0);font-size:180%;" >ayam.</span><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Silalah klik pada gambar tu untuk mendapatkan penjelasannya.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQWD8lV_gK0cO_IDGdWymSy9vDRzFxP4iM9lVIn23ApmwG_PMLVewfdbOZ6MB08KSdeYacDYzcoGueEPpNujuU8W0h-zTsvdqrkncEA0s6vaZmFYUf9qdxFWFhKTaXodCz85Ng-5VAE38/s1600/002.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 271px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQWD8lV_gK0cO_IDGdWymSy9vDRzFxP4iM9lVIn23ApmwG_PMLVewfdbOZ6MB08KSdeYacDYzcoGueEPpNujuU8W0h-zTsvdqrkncEA0s6vaZmFYUf9qdxFWFhKTaXodCz85Ng-5VAE38/s320/002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696409498233405186" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(klik untuk penjelasan)</span><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Nota hujung: Ingat lagi "Melepaskan batok di tangga?"</span><br style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Sumber: BH bertarikh 11/1/12</span>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-36594062636509950322012-01-11T07:08:00.010+08:002012-01-12T00:51:03.455+08:00ANEKDOT 213: MODEL-MODELAN<div style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /><br />Cuti panjang dah lama berlalu. Kesibukan dah bermula.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Tambah-tambah lagi pada awal tahun begini.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Banyak perkara yang dirancang perlu mula dilaksanakan.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Tahun ini, saya buka kelab baru di tempat saya bertugas.<br /><br />Di sini ramai pelajar yang suka mengusung kamera kompak.<br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(walaupun menyalahi peraturan sekolah)</span><br /><br />Apa tidaknya<br />- ramai benar yang sanggup jadi modelnya.<br /><br />Lebih baik juruskan budak-budak ni secara terancang dan secara rasmi.<br />Mereka ini juga dapat membantu dokumentasi sekolah nanti.<br /><br />Jom sertai<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">KELAB FOTOGRAFI</span></span><br /><br /><br />Sebelum tu tengok gambar model ini dulu.<br />Antara modelnya ialah seorang guru.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(Hebatkan guruku sekarang?)</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCFaf3Eau3EHCaR1TTQqXqEpeZetfprh0NGOx6IXu8t12yjNonOm_qEa0JKH-Az6J4oejcHDzMaAX-s54KNx39duW4igfF8aw661BQdWKxEyHx0AyeNq6Qr5uZbGwmogMpQO2IaYQlHik/s1600/RAG_7730b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 186px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCFaf3Eau3EHCaR1TTQqXqEpeZetfprh0NGOx6IXu8t12yjNonOm_qEa0JKH-Az6J4oejcHDzMaAX-s54KNx39duW4igfF8aw661BQdWKxEyHx0AyeNq6Qr5uZbGwmogMpQO2IaYQlHik/s320/RAG_7730b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696148413405468738" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(Siapa bilang gadis Melayu tak menarik...)</span><br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbYY_2Zz8ZCGkV5wakiYMrMy8s8Sbn7JGWgK0Xc8UmeJ8XyIQSRQeqUakz5OEPD4qG4J6Gk5ohaG0u-uY3j78QrjVaE6sH_8tPKyAd9GVXaYlDlTbnNU2Yh0ECyMtkO-oDQtmyqGeZRNg/s1600/fatin.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 273px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbYY_2Zz8ZCGkV5wakiYMrMy8s8Sbn7JGWgK0Xc8UmeJ8XyIQSRQeqUakz5OEPD4qG4J6Gk5ohaG0u-uY3j78QrjVaE6sH_8tPKyAd9GVXaYlDlTbnNU2Yh0ECyMtkO-oDQtmyqGeZRNg/s320/fatin.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696151794503474018" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(Baru je tamat sekolah)</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzSyQZoE6UK4CYHAQKzkpd4K_pqDhQVMjqyjJvNRcatwFDmXlg5u0T_2JMoAsX5FZ-ae6k61kN_ghI9vHFyOOLXfs-Eib1dhh3sO-QBZDn5apqnoznKX6zWLkx167xfeNgFH6zqoD4yj4/s1600/wawa2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 212px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzSyQZoE6UK4CYHAQKzkpd4K_pqDhQVMjqyjJvNRcatwFDmXlg5u0T_2JMoAsX5FZ-ae6k61kN_ghI9vHFyOOLXfs-Eib1dhh3sO-QBZDn5apqnoznKX6zWLkx167xfeNgFH6zqoD4yj4/s320/wawa2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696152007280584866" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(Melihat ke dalam matanya...)</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjycsCqiTlSwbHn3ERtEq3Oc5TIPtZZUoME2mdcJAfi1tDc2QQR55aHv38N3fwE3pHpNLH9dOvDXSQitYrPQW6a5MPDEDjMiCWdh-XC8rD8gqy6-ydTOhbVL6x-MCKIeqxavU03LRGT2Yo/s1600/twinkle.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 212px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjycsCqiTlSwbHn3ERtEq3Oc5TIPtZZUoME2mdcJAfi1tDc2QQR55aHv38N3fwE3pHpNLH9dOvDXSQitYrPQW6a5MPDEDjMiCWdh-XC8rD8gqy6-ydTOhbVL6x-MCKIeqxavU03LRGT2Yo/s320/twinkle.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696152235500137986" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(Jelingan marah?)</span><br /><br />akan tetapi, kalau nak jadi model macam ni, kena tunggu setelah tamat sekolah<br />Sabar dulu anak didikku!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Nota hujung: Tak boleh selalu "tembak" model...</span><br style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Sumber: Koleksi fotoku</span><br /></div></div>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-5848976542048986052011-12-31T18:45:00.005+08:002011-12-31T19:19:50.980+08:00ANEKDOT 212: TAHUN BERTUKAR GANTI, USIA SEMAKIN PENDEK... AKU?<div style="text-align: center;">Hari ini merupakan hari terakhir mengikut kalendar masihi.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Malam ini tepat jam 12.00 kita sama-sama menyambut tahun baru.<br /><br /><br />Aku tak tahu nak kata apa.<br />Sepanjang tahun aku rasa aku bersikap individualistik.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >Ego<br /><br /></span>Tak mahu mendengar cakap orang.<br />Samalah seperti kata-kata di bawah ini.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbCAgrTi4IEVoybjNGXPTCAwipOgcfU65iJJl5ApQswrz2-NNyPUSN8woiYN4h1FXmlmCprPuvuaP-HHBhidsJ8XzNB1yrU0Lbg24mRxiEgPZyv5lGoVO9JQXtRZX0hIPgyfvgoR2bg7M/s1600/nak+buat+apa.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbCAgrTi4IEVoybjNGXPTCAwipOgcfU65iJJl5ApQswrz2-NNyPUSN8woiYN4h1FXmlmCprPuvuaP-HHBhidsJ8XzNB1yrU0Lbg24mRxiEgPZyv5lGoVO9JQXtRZX0hIPgyfvgoR2bg7M/s320/nak+buat+apa.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5692242281607237410" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(Mr Google kirim tadi)</span><br /><br />Walau bagaimanapun <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">aku</span>... (maaf!!!)... <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">saya</span> mengucapkan<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> </span><br style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=" color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-family:lucida grande;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">"Selamat Menyambut Tahun Baru 2012"</span></span><br /><br />Semoga usia yang semakin sedikit bakinya<br />dimanfaatkan untuk dekat pada-Nya.<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEiFEKH5WzTjZ0NHDUhVzi7rPwUpvfRtqUwvChpd5ffCGwqnfIo51OuVKn_907ctw6xXr4WmLq9hsGhkxaBWqpQ-7IRDd-_J0NFAOXn6bdGbHPeBBPWQG90zYYxr1Tuf9ysj51bL3PPFw/s1600/2012.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEiFEKH5WzTjZ0NHDUhVzi7rPwUpvfRtqUwvChpd5ffCGwqnfIo51OuVKn_907ctw6xXr4WmLq9hsGhkxaBWqpQ-7IRDd-_J0NFAOXn6bdGbHPeBBPWQG90zYYxr1Tuf9ysj51bL3PPFw/s320/2012.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5692241906161206498" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(Mr Google juga yang bagi ni)</span><br /><br /><br /><br style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Nota hujung: Malas dah nak berazam... sebab selalu mendapat perkara yang diinginkan.</span><br style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Sumber: Kopi O Roti Bakar</span><br /></div></div>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-10104849227281780052011-12-31T12:40:00.004+08:002011-12-31T13:07:15.930+08:00ANEKDOT 211: MELANGGAR KEBIASAAN<div style="text-align: center;">Satu pagi minggu setelah selesai solat terlihat suasana pagi yang amat cantik.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Teringat peristiwa semalam...<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">"Let's break the rule"</span></span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Apa kata sesekali kita melanggar aturan - lihat apa yang akan berlaku - tanggung akibatnya. <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:180%;" ><br />ADA BERANI?</span></span><br /><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Setelah siap aku terus menuju ke destinasi kebiasaanku -<br /><br style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204); font-weight: bold;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204); font-weight: bold;">P A N T A I</span><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">bersama-sama beg kamera yang lengkap dengan gajetnya.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Kebiasaannya, gambar mentari naik berwarna kebiru-biruan...<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">tetapi kali ini aku menukarnya dengan warna kuning keemasan!!!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Inilah hasil daripada foto silhoutte yang telah bertukar warna hasil penukaran WB Kelvin.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Tak mengapalah kalau tak suka. Aku tanggung sendiri!<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGi3GdH68yJ3lX7sqICWsnoNxef75NjE5zQRQtlPD1XL6Ie-agJin6z0Esp-38qPZonYMW0Z7tVUqSu9eGHi7Mcd6kHcrB2K-weqV0QSNUwDes_HbKCK-0YJc8XizjXxVkcE-mpNV1iug/s1600/breaking+the+rule.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 212px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGi3GdH68yJ3lX7sqICWsnoNxef75NjE5zQRQtlPD1XL6Ie-agJin6z0Esp-38qPZonYMW0Z7tVUqSu9eGHi7Mcd6kHcrB2K-weqV0QSNUwDes_HbKCK-0YJc8XizjXxVkcE-mpNV1iug/s320/breaking+the+rule.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5692148316025164898" border="0" /><span style="display: block; font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);" id="formatbar_Buttons"><span onmouseover="ButtonHoverOn(this);" onmouseout="ButtonHoverOff(this);" onmouseup="" onmousedown="CheckFormatting(event);FormatbarButton('richeditorframe', this, 11);ButtonMouseDown(this);" class="on" style="display: block;" id="formatbar_JustifyCenter" title="Align Center"><img src="http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif" alt="Align Center" class="gl_align_center" border="0" /></span></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">(berjalan-jalan di pantai)</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoyyH4o8QV7s64_uEdtKgsimaN9jL1OlNsPcHmiEMrYIcu0yw4XKTW0AAvTkvLuqj953rooqB-ILtbsxGKldrqKMWv04nLtdJ_LFLOShyphenhyphenRWY4V0TQc00lJws3fw9Lr09SsfN7F1lq_L6o/s1600/breakingtherule2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 226px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoyyH4o8QV7s64_uEdtKgsimaN9jL1OlNsPcHmiEMrYIcu0yw4XKTW0AAvTkvLuqj953rooqB-ILtbsxGKldrqKMWv04nLtdJ_LFLOShyphenhyphenRWY4V0TQc00lJws3fw9Lr09SsfN7F1lq_L6o/s320/breakingtherule2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5692152332098915442" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">(Heheheheh... siapa yang langgar aturan ni?)</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">N</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">ota hujung: Ada yang pelik ke?</span><br style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Sumber: Koleksi fotoku.</span><br /></div></div>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-38607761435918535532011-12-28T12:03:00.008+08:002011-12-28T16:26:03.005+08:00ANEKDOT 210: NIKON GET-TOGETHER IN KUANTAN<div style="text-align: center;">Cuti dah sampai ke penghujung.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Sewaktu mengimbas kembali cuti yang berlalu,<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">baru terperasan banyak aktiviti harian dipenuhi dengan fotografi.<br /><br />Semacam dah terlupa aktiviti kebahasaan.<br /><br />Ini sebahagian penglibatan aku dalam fotografi.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">NIKON GET TOGETHER</span></span><br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9jm9RihX2exYZ2wI4XtyJsA2nzdd8ZINk0uOYxPWsKhXxzuX-5RTylrE6EzMKDQDL5buaFnAZWQPSGKhBtDqVxil7a8WmiZWNM1FFYWPIPYyL282KBM30lE0zmiYvHFkmGsSAD9fDgoU/s1600/nikon+get2gather.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 212px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9jm9RihX2exYZ2wI4XtyJsA2nzdd8ZINk0uOYxPWsKhXxzuX-5RTylrE6EzMKDQDL5buaFnAZWQPSGKhBtDqVxil7a8WmiZWNM1FFYWPIPYyL282KBM30lE0zmiYvHFkmGsSAD9fDgoU/s320/nikon+get2gather.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5691027239044117730" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(Sebahagian ahli NIKON CLUB yang hadir di Kuantan)</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRo7eNRP-rZVIQni1SrlHbEWLiNKk__dNGnTrwqPg2uqRvZ97Llcd4RQ6RTwEV3NJPW_R5bdtVRvVWnoAWhADav6sMToNrXvygjMt_kk0ozA5JqKP-iXYpv10oDqtPYE-ivjnBNHNbyWQ/s1600/nikon+get2gather3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRo7eNRP-rZVIQni1SrlHbEWLiNKk__dNGnTrwqPg2uqRvZ97Llcd4RQ6RTwEV3NJPW_R5bdtVRvVWnoAWhADav6sMToNrXvygjMt_kk0ozA5JqKP-iXYpv10oDqtPYE-ivjnBNHNbyWQ/s320/nikon+get2gather3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5691026033150398098" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(Sesi taklimat oleh wakil Nikon)<br /><br /><br /></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNRru89A6vkQqNjUCx8BxrkRzExefFHJjf8EA0s7fnO5bHBwbGm-2G6kZ_AN36I0L2TFC7uRMCbpWGPfAx6mkj5fxVDihU14FLpM6ppYc43SWD5FwNyKX71Tb5zZMW6a2W0cfr5j4RYtA/s1600/shadowdancing1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNRru89A6vkQqNjUCx8BxrkRzExefFHJjf8EA0s7fnO5bHBwbGm-2G6kZ_AN36I0L2TFC7uRMCbpWGPfAx6mkj5fxVDihU14FLpM6ppYc43SWD5FwNyKX71Tb5zZMW6a2W0cfr5j4RYtA/s320/shadowdancing1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5691092166782293282" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(bayang-bayang reflektif)</span><br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLKaLv4wtKA5mxm7LeaiUVgul289Lo1dVSyDK4lleZF-YBLAUWyU-9AY23xLyLFPBGm1R-svZ85mvedlgmyY9-17JZmXXadw3YvRLSieODhJPFBPYo0peZd05KBbcZxlb0qjBBNYW_9lY/s1600/nikonmodel.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 215px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLKaLv4wtKA5mxm7LeaiUVgul289Lo1dVSyDK4lleZF-YBLAUWyU-9AY23xLyLFPBGm1R-svZ85mvedlgmyY9-17JZmXXadw3YvRLSieODhJPFBPYo0peZd05KBbcZxlb0qjBBNYW_9lY/s320/nikonmodel.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5691026999299621538" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(Dua daripada empat model bertubuh sasa- mengisi slot fotografi)</span><br /><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgK1oA35VYwf4eZoCe9qZyGhbIPi-Xs6z3sFqa2C_McnGJSbzT9CWPQbbGZ2Q321ACDd29R17hUn_SDPjn86OFF6i2Tpp_9xd68h4kdfXkPT4Sl4rwj0hmKEvJUR3rrB_PN-V4NciCU0c/s1600/nikon+get2gather2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgK1oA35VYwf4eZoCe9qZyGhbIPi-Xs6z3sFqa2C_McnGJSbzT9CWPQbbGZ2Q321ACDd29R17hUn_SDPjn86OFF6i2Tpp_9xd68h4kdfXkPT4Sl4rwj0hmKEvJUR3rrB_PN-V4NciCU0c/s400/nikon+get2gather2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5691025660925056498" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">(I AM YELLOW - NIKON)</span><br /><br /><br style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Nota hujung: Jadilah ahli Nikon...</span><br style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Sumber: Nikon Club - Kuantan (Terima kasih Dr Ali)</span><br /></div></div>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-68708512304175654122011-12-27T12:10:00.007+08:002011-12-27T17:35:32.780+08:00ANEKDOT 209: APABILA YANG RASA PANDAI...MENEGUR.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiE4dJusaNXcbvRQzvmOlJZVu4uGViH0QWVEnrMA_FIQ0xA2LLsipVB4Q4ctIDM6EKAtyxmb9lij12YREYBIu7RqjtVHAxWe0ywuSycgSZEGL-sM-o2bOgOiD-o1wifFHtqy9tGsroA5dQ/s1600/vokal.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 226px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiE4dJusaNXcbvRQzvmOlJZVu4uGViH0QWVEnrMA_FIQ0xA2LLsipVB4Q4ctIDM6EKAtyxmb9lij12YREYBIu7RqjtVHAxWe0ywuSycgSZEGL-sM-o2bOgOiD-o1wifFHtqy9tGsroA5dQ/s400/vokal.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5690736482029273314" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Kelmarin secara kebetulan menonton program realiti "VOKAL - Bukan Sekadar Rupa".<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Semua dah tahu pemenangnya, kan? Tahniah kepada Sang Juara.!!!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Yang melucukan apabila Sang Juri yang berlagak "Serba Pandai dan Hebat" menegur pengacara.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Sang Pengacara:</span><br />"Mereka berdua akan menyanyikan sebuah lagu yang sama...<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Lagunya " <span style="font-style: italic;">Laksamana Raja di Laut!</span>"<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> (ketika mengumumkan nama lagu)</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Sang Juri:</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Kau ni Laksamana... Laksamana...Laksamana..!<br />Bukan Laksamana lah...Laksmana...Laksmana.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(ketika membetulkan sebutan <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Laksamana</span></span>)</span><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Aik, sudah tukar kah?<br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">(kenapalah Sang Juri nak menegur hal yang sudah betul tapi merosakkannya pula.)</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj13X8X2TUXTxFmDiX2HEk-78Ea4zECY_BZmkZI17CNYijR4rakysv6euCi8YaRTIk7yj8Tt_yuwMy6LlNKEGJLp2zJa8zTEjif1sEXHcOH6HAG7dPrdzovWomeZ7YQ71LIsEcQObdsiIQ/s1600/juri.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj13X8X2TUXTxFmDiX2HEk-78Ea4zECY_BZmkZI17CNYijR4rakysv6euCi8YaRTIk7yj8Tt_yuwMy6LlNKEGJLp2zJa8zTEjif1sEXHcOH6HAG7dPrdzovWomeZ7YQ71LIsEcQObdsiIQ/s400/juri.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5690736746246635634" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(Salah seorang juri yang hebat?)</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"></span></div><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><br /><br /><br />Nota hujung: Hati-hati apabila menegur.</span><br style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Sumber: Tontonan Malam Akhir Vokal</span><br />Gambar diambil daripada laman "Vokal...Bukan Sekadar Rupa"<br /></div></div>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-51592931573275057302011-12-27T08:42:00.005+08:002011-12-27T09:05:42.119+08:00ANEKDOT 208: TERAPI MINDA<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_Vr_mxcS9Q3ZO6Urz8OUuGt8W26nSWqN1SbGRYMmMepXBEJ9tui23afsoYOJeO7wJLcKNYtcNxDdeP6QK7HrsW2bqQeNc8c9sXZQzdZ8BROfJ77PS2RpIOA_9-aAAWBVme9qzpN0S3zM/s1600/leadingline.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 265px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_Vr_mxcS9Q3ZO6Urz8OUuGt8W26nSWqN1SbGRYMmMepXBEJ9tui23afsoYOJeO7wJLcKNYtcNxDdeP6QK7HrsW2bqQeNc8c9sXZQzdZ8BROfJ77PS2RpIOA_9-aAAWBVme9qzpN0S3zM/s400/leadingline.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5690603713050664082" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-weight: bold;">( ke mana halatuju ni?)</span><br /><br /><br />Cuti masih berbaki tapi kerja masih bertimbun.<br />Kalau macam ni kena pergi terapi - menenangkan minda.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >Jom jadi perakam gambar!</span><br /><br />Dah lama guna teknik ni... tapi tak berkongsi dengan orang lain.<br /><br />Rilekskan minda dan tajamkan mata.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">(Foto-foto ini dirakam pagi semalam berhampiran dengan rumah)</span><br /><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHJ3j7Uyr-HExzPX4lhlx_KhNgEedHB2tJwQ72qHgbeO6ETDB0fv2AxRg3icPWSi_j3SPIgMSnlHjTanLD2KAJDNRbCtF2J75RNdH4czoBcpJLe7bBujpgRZ_HKr2Su6oQ3RXDV1C8xMQ/s1600/batugajah.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 265px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHJ3j7Uyr-HExzPX4lhlx_KhNgEedHB2tJwQ72qHgbeO6ETDB0fv2AxRg3icPWSi_j3SPIgMSnlHjTanLD2KAJDNRbCtF2J75RNdH4czoBcpJLe7bBujpgRZ_HKr2Su6oQ3RXDV1C8xMQ/s400/batugajah.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5690602756599398674" border="0" /></a></div><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-style: italic;">(merindui Ombak-Mu)</span><br /></div><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Nota hujung: Ada yang terabai kerana terapi ini?</span><br style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Sumber: Hari-hari sehariku</span>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-53871177516019317162011-12-21T17:55:00.006+08:002011-12-21T18:26:41.532+08:00ANEKDOT 207: WAKTU SENGGANG MALAM HARI<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju8arBWF5VDW3vtqP89bJZbPGMKskJltGBymoCdkK3Xuh70SmWNw3o7YTavCTORcXdFXg1fAKdTprouB37OqVPL7u8v4jUSJYxnCj9xZO4MCq5El4lRNS1CBa9yz9O9P6Cv8C0fZ7dy8Y/s1600/340456_2926183719228_1399973029_4054838_539609585_o.jpg"><br /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;">(Aku tak pernah menulis tentang obsesiku yang lain dalam blog anekdot ni.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />-tapi kali ini aku nak berkongsi sedikit aktiviti waktu lapangku -<br />sudilah membacanya)</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Malam tadi ikut serta dalam "Outing Mega KLP".<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Sudah beberapa hari asyik hujan - jari-jemari dah semakin kaku -<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"> sebab lama tak menembak<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju8arBWF5VDW3vtqP89bJZbPGMKskJltGBymoCdkK3Xuh70SmWNw3o7YTavCTORcXdFXg1fAKdTprouB37OqVPL7u8v4jUSJYxnCj9xZO4MCq5El4lRNS1CBa9yz9O9P6Cv8C0fZ7dy8Y/s1600/340456_2926183719228_1399973029_4054838_539609585_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju8arBWF5VDW3vtqP89bJZbPGMKskJltGBymoCdkK3Xuh70SmWNw3o7YTavCTORcXdFXg1fAKdTprouB37OqVPL7u8v4jUSJYxnCj9xZO4MCq5El4lRNS1CBa9yz9O9P6Cv8C0fZ7dy8Y/s320/340456_2926183719228_1399973029_4054838_539609585_o.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5688522596231482626" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(Ahli di bawah naungan PJK i.e. Persatuan Jurufoto Kuantan)</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Malam tadi dapat melukis dan menembak<br />guna DSLR dan LED light.<br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Baru terasa lembut jari-jemariku)</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiT6uhoY4FAK_CHGUu8NLwk4rfuho4M9fpkGfo_6O2XkumyreQrOqTC1pNXG-xsHqN1-Xru8bcnbXUW6zaJj6ViM3L6mlF-NAQkGv669qI6GIMuK2ketn1e4uJ2lSdIFz9ZFQN4JwHsNt8/s1600/KLP5.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 217px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiT6uhoY4FAK_CHGUu8NLwk4rfuho4M9fpkGfo_6O2XkumyreQrOqTC1pNXG-xsHqN1-Xru8bcnbXUW6zaJj6ViM3L6mlF-NAQkGv669qI6GIMuK2ketn1e4uJ2lSdIFz9ZFQN4JwHsNt8/s320/KLP5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5688519391491430786" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(Inilah sebahagian hasilnya)</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Nota hujung: "Don't just take photo... create them!" kata jurufoto</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Sumber: Aktiviti Waktu Senggangku</span><br /></div></div>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-39315052471013867202011-12-16T07:37:00.006+08:002011-12-16T08:05:12.264+08:00ANEKDOT 206: TROLI FAHAM BAHASA<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx0ibh5EvRyjXSzkaO8N67wRpmaP1wDOcQcznGW9YGox7xD6p7BvKcjgjKAzw1-1WFW62qQN7wsFEoWP-aDtNz5Eg_gWdrbhjCspkItFRFle2ZohfaUDqRFQTkUFkRL3e8P3NZvyWHRdc/s1600/DSC00099.JPG"><br /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Sekarang dah sampai ke penghujung tahun.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Musim pusat beli belah mengosongkan premis mereka tiba lagi.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Bonus hujung tahun pun dah mengisi kantung ...<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Jom pergi "shopping!!!"</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Aku tertarik dengan notis yang terpampang di sebuah butik -<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">rupa-rupanya bukan sahaja rakyat Malaysia malah troli pun faham bahasa<br />dan akur dengan arahan.<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJA_VQ6gGaGGyOdS3lOzJZb_muj5dodvbf92lbwEpHPBDBQUb34ImeGhFyJJREQ1nLemeqtIiuOvOP94V4CFvxwYrTrrXYCojmPhuENEoSjtZbTg6GYVa1CmEBU7sm-ydU6o1Cul4qtts/s1600/DSC00099.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJA_VQ6gGaGGyOdS3lOzJZb_muj5dodvbf92lbwEpHPBDBQUb34ImeGhFyJJREQ1nLemeqtIiuOvOP94V4CFvxwYrTrrXYCojmPhuENEoSjtZbTg6GYVa1CmEBU7sm-ydU6o1Cul4qtts/s320/DSC00099.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5686505410033349602" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">(troli pasti akur apabila membaca arahan ini)</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Di satu tempat pula aku tidak dibenarkan masuk.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Wah,ini sesuatu yang menarik.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Ada pusat beli belah yang melarang pelanggan memeriahkan jualan.!!!<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWhAGZbwIKn_Ew7sKDOZmf-3MfpleKiKImgssw-m2sxqCYL3T_qQFW3ynojD4T_XjKd3qqUm7UiSPx-6UplF3eXlaAFzwuBdB8sDRsSi849GzmqvIDTtSwGVHjheUltDJEGSeQr0YB4_g/s1600/DSC00121.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWhAGZbwIKn_Ew7sKDOZmf-3MfpleKiKImgssw-m2sxqCYL3T_qQFW3ynojD4T_XjKd3qqUm7UiSPx-6UplF3eXlaAFzwuBdB8sDRsSi849GzmqvIDTtSwGVHjheUltDJEGSeQr0YB4_g/s320/DSC00121.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5686504287231704514" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(Sila tunggu di sini sekejap)</span><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Sebenarnya ini hanya larangan sementara - apabila berlaku kesesakan yang terlampau,<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">pihak penjual meletakkan label ini (dengan kawalan JPAM) di pintu masuk.<br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Nota hujung: ??????</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Sumber: Koleksi sendiri</span>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-60215494029271375152011-12-12T10:30:00.006+08:002011-12-12T22:15:42.837+08:00ANEKDOT 205: GAJI SBPA DALAM PERBILANGAN<div>Sekarang kaki tangan Perkhidmatan Awam tentu sedang sibuk </div><div>mengira-ngira untung rugi dan habuan </div><div>pelaksanaan SBPA 2012.</div><div><br /></div><div>Mungkin tak habis-habis maklumat dicari</div><div>Setiap hari ada saja maklumat baharu </div><div>daripada kawan yang aku terima.</div><div><br /></div><div>Dalam keghairahan itu, aku tertarik dengan slaid JPA tentang SBPA</div><div>Pihak JPA menggunakan perbilangan ini dalam sesi taklimatnya.</div><div>Pak Tenas tentu berasa bangga...</div><div><br /></div><div style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><b><span lang="MS"><i><span class="Apple-style-span">sesuai sukat dengan timbangnya, </span></i></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><b><span lang="MS"><i><span class="Apple-style-span">sesuai belah dengan ukurnya, </span></i></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><b><span lang="MS"><i><span class="Apple-style-span">sesuai peluh dengan upahnya, </span></i></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><b><span lang="MS"><i><span class="Apple-style-span">sesuai penat dengan dapatnya, </span></i></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><b><span lang="MS"><i><span class="Apple-style-span">sesuai hukum dengan salahnya, </span></i></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><b><span lang="MS"><i><span class="Apple-style-span">sesuai alur dengan patutnya.</span></i></span></b></p></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-style: italic;">- Pak Tenas Effendi</span></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Inilah skala gaji yang di uar-uarkan oleh kawan-kawanku... banyak tuuuu...!!!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTl4Y7X0IVuP4E9_U_TDhi0ZQbUxWl3UZvMvyTiJpSDQ5RW4WoGB1hknl8jTRzsi9R9YUWQDIbRVwPur77mUfpFgU9KfxHBq3Z6tgYPIif0vGMjoOz6Jz8mijCP-GhgrbQo1mlAKJLMe8/s1600/335593_323374547692007_100000583939429_1193738_1693415630_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 179px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTl4Y7X0IVuP4E9_U_TDhi0ZQbUxWl3UZvMvyTiJpSDQ5RW4WoGB1hknl8jTRzsi9R9YUWQDIbRVwPur77mUfpFgU9KfxHBq3Z6tgYPIif0vGMjoOz6Jz8mijCP-GhgrbQo1mlAKJLMe8/s320/335593_323374547692007_100000583939429_1193738_1693415630_o.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5685064202782856002" border="0" /></a><i><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span">(Hmm... boleh naik haji lagi ni)</span></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></i></span></div><div style="text-align: left; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span">Nota hujung: Sukarnya nak buat pilihan untuk bersara kelak.</span></i></span></div><div style="text-align: left; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span">Sumber: Slaid gaji SBPA JPA</span></i></span></div></i>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-6228881495137068442011-12-08T11:10:00.006+08:002011-12-08T16:53:56.058+08:00ANEKDOT 204: JAWATAN KOSONG DIPERLUKAN<div>Setelah berhibernasi, aku kembali bertugas - hehehehe!!!</div><div>banyak perkara yang perlu dilakukan - apatah lagi di tempat baru.</div><div><br /></div><div>Aku baru saja menyandang jawatan baru... tapi ada orang memerlukan jawatan kosong!!!</div><div>Macam mana ni - apa maksud bena ni kalau dibaca sekali imbas? </div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirRo5AT9u7Oqn6on3KAwKhsECaFk5jraoIeqxzIMpqnRSr99p1VBQ5sngdvmAahglXVU8-D1xUpyGkdKtlK8vQk2sdpdJjOfdild1g6gPYrcLCDwRgo7YuhObUEiswPnI_Iiu5-iHNwZA/s1600/KERJA+KOSONG.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirRo5AT9u7Oqn6on3KAwKhsECaFk5jraoIeqxzIMpqnRSr99p1VBQ5sngdvmAahglXVU8-D1xUpyGkdKtlK8vQk2sdpdJjOfdild1g6gPYrcLCDwRgo7YuhObUEiswPnI_Iiu5-iHNwZA/s320/KERJA+KOSONG.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5683596185422753826" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><b>(tafsirlah sendiri, ya)</b></span></i></div><div><br /></div><div>Kenapa diiklankan kalau tiada jawatan - agaknya pengiklan ini ada "sense of humour" atau...</div><div>memang tidak tahu berbahasa. Kesian dia....</div><div><br /></div><div style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><br /></div><div style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><b>Nota hujung: Kalau tak tahu... tanya!</b></span></i></div><div style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><b>Sumber: Sekitar alam</b></span></i></div>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-37704620240734939462011-12-03T08:48:00.010+08:002011-12-03T09:41:00.042+08:00ANEKDOT 203: BAHASA SINIKAL DI TANJUNG PIAI<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><u><br /></u></span></div><div>Waduh... </div><div>cuti masih panjang, masih lama masih ada masa nak menyendiri - berhibernasi!!! </div><div>Keseronokan masih terasa...</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b>Jom ke penghujung benua - Benua Asia!!! </b></span></div><div><br /></div><div>Sewaktu ke penghujung benua tu, banyak betul terserempak dengan kawan-kawan yang nakal ni. Ada juga orang yang nak jadi macam mereka ni. Itulah agaknya yang mencetus idea poster seperti ini. Bagus juga kalau PBT letakkan di sekitar bandar. Ada orang marah tak?</div><div><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkTqRa8cTED59HjDdDubpeZp9iSl5ngHjO-KK4xEg1ThQUCHn7v9BFxv9MpoyYl4eet5sqqC8zaQJbb9WaFEGyllT0161Edvn5eGRJgHg5dIuR3l1g2HhirD1K2z7C83Hrg9sGCqIQOQw/s1600/sinikal.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 212px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkTqRa8cTED59HjDdDubpeZp9iSl5ngHjO-KK4xEg1ThQUCHn7v9BFxv9MpoyYl4eet5sqqC8zaQJbb9WaFEGyllT0161Edvn5eGRJgHg5dIuR3l1g2HhirD1K2z7C83Hrg9sGCqIQOQw/s320/sinikal.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5681698209358700610" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >( memang sinikal papan tanda ini.)</span></i></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhw3xF4sjfxAUmpAoyInt82wE8z-wK1X_IjcX7NYdMUdUlEUgJXI3Xu-Y1Kam15SDQA4ynBCB6hNMUqQXSW1hI-ABTBse_tjGrMCbv1xSV5tL6q-qLH2TqNVzrx0jTGM_wd3HML5VTUT2w/s1600/tgpiai.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 212px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhw3xF4sjfxAUmpAoyInt82wE8z-wK1X_IjcX7NYdMUdUlEUgJXI3Xu-Y1Kam15SDQA4ynBCB6hNMUqQXSW1hI-ABTBse_tjGrMCbv1xSV5tL6q-qLH2TqNVzrx0jTGM_wd3HML5VTUT2w/s320/tgpiai.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5681698066019670738" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >(menuju ke penghujung benua Asia)</span></i></div></div><div><br /></div><div>Akan tetapi, yang lebih penting... mencari tempat untuk bersunyi-sunyian. Nak berhibernasi sambil merakam foto "sunrise" dan "sunset".</div><div><br /></div><div>Tanpa dirancang, terjumpa satu papan tanda yang tertulis - Tanjung Piai Resort - 1 km dari mercu tanda Penghujung Benua Asia.</div><div><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7XWyPDIcJyJ7eSbZjwzl52ph18KrXReuZA1Tl09jrQgI2tKhUo0qAF7mRkmP8HOrzthHMvnlbnXJTmTjwtOXGmPJc7ySfE1fw4SwUnPR94TV-BcwnMpy42rToaIyq1HaEupKfjpoQP3Y/s1600/hibernasi.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 212px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7XWyPDIcJyJ7eSbZjwzl52ph18KrXReuZA1Tl09jrQgI2tKhUo0qAF7mRkmP8HOrzthHMvnlbnXJTmTjwtOXGmPJc7ySfE1fw4SwUnPR94TV-BcwnMpy42rToaIyq1HaEupKfjpoQP3Y/s320/hibernasi.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5681697844108498354" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >(tempat berhibernasi selama 2 hari)</span></i></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDzh9RVFV6ISN84KyMt3qPsfnwzkKMhyAXKfK0WQlU0Pj7aj5ljZCk_7WLIe5RPVAC6LM4RyXVNDnNkxnExNU9P8J6lSRazhX0ZDxg82fiiqulAtVX1PdZNn-Vrxr_cS4BRyGRjE27PEE/s320/anjungtgpiai.jpg" /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >(bukan sahaja nyaman - tanpa gangguan - sangat sesuai untuk kaki pancing.)</span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >Nota hujung: Bulan madu di awan biru... tiada yang mengganggu.</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Bulan madu di laut biru... helang yang menjenguk!!!</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >Sumber: Kisahku...</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></i></div>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-27558246137806421042011-12-01T04:53:00.007+08:002011-12-01T05:45:03.801+08:00ANEKDOT 202: KOSA KATA ORANG KAHWINHari ni dah 1 Disember 2011. Maksudnya sudah masuk bulan keenam blog ni ditinggalkan. Kesiaannya.! - Maklumlah sejak dapat gelaran pangkat baru... komitmen juga bertambah. Hehehe...!!!<br /><br />Ada tak sesiapa yang masih ingat tarikh 11.11.11? Sewaktu 11.11.11 ramai benar orang memilih tarikh ni untuk buat sesuatu -sebagai tanda ingatan. Yang paling ramai mereka ni pakat-pakat kahwin ramai-ramai. Seronoknya...<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizyFwya-4jJpob56w6Nq9YBT9DlSSUXznSxfO7eB0qEO7VOxFbJeyPjWQonciNcGDBCW98_8oVphx3Gqakr9tPTh3jo4uDzaAcfUKeYSsXmepsy-oD07aTEUG-2FlzCqT5VtgFX6hzTOM/s1600/RAG_3206.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 235px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizyFwya-4jJpob56w6Nq9YBT9DlSSUXznSxfO7eB0qEO7VOxFbJeyPjWQonciNcGDBCW98_8oVphx3Gqakr9tPTh3jo4uDzaAcfUKeYSsXmepsy-oD07aTEUG-2FlzCqT5VtgFX6hzTOM/s320/RAG_3206.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680905985425868562" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">( Eh, macam main kawin-kawin masa kecik-kecik dulu rasanya)</span><br /></div><br />Namun tarikh <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">20.11.2011</span></span> pun menarik juga...dah lah musim cuti sekolah, musim orang kahwin pulak. Jom kita kahwin!!!<br /><br />Pengalaman sewaktu berborak tentang kahwin , teringat pulak banyaknya kosakata melayu tentang kahwin ni. 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src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5URf4-KcPQLWDmKiXq3TcICDX0vbw3TVJgfehPp853gyuCbBuPn3E1XglEhblDBJi3Hds0J3255mKzyptu16Tr1sYqNjzYX2IyZ645bl2MRaJuqLJiRUYiThqSww-1qRK9xF6rQpQnko/s320/RAG_3080b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680905751339993298" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">( waduh, berdebar-debar rasanya )</span><br /></div><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">MALAM PERTAMA </span></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">( masih ada lagi ke?)</span></span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">Nota hujung: Aku tunggu 12.12.12 nanti ...</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">Sumber: Kisahku.</span><br /></div></div>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-71096649896623709882011-07-09T11:22:00.004+08:002011-07-09T11:45:38.473+08:00ANEKDOT 201: MAS KAHWIN.L:"Ayang...apa kata kita pindah. Kat sini semua mahal..."<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">P:"Susahlah...macam mana nak pindah tempat kerja. Nanti abang ke mana, Ayang entah ke mana."</span><br /><br />L:"Kat sana pun susah jugak nanti. Kat sini duit tak pernah cukup. Dana kawin kita tak cukup-cukup!"<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">P:"Dana kawin kita dah ok - kenduri kecil-kecilan je kan...lagipun ada sponsor!!!</span><br /><br />L:"Duit tu je yang belum. Tak boleh kurang sikit ke?"<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">P:"Itu Majlis Agama yang tetapkan, bukan keluarga Ayang!"</span><br /><br />L:"Cuba Ayang tengok ni, kat Pahang ni tau..."<br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvNN7_0E0XVhIoNTSUX1fu8lTa2y2chE9sU3jWfCCMeqL5RjhbxSQSj426XAiN27KdqVJe09ezv9SKhCp6YH3TYMO_IbwpiAxQ2J9-LrlnvXOnNHjdXw64z69DpIxVitqczVxkiR5aXsE/s1600/maskawin.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvNN7_0E0XVhIoNTSUX1fu8lTa2y2chE9sU3jWfCCMeqL5RjhbxSQSj426XAiN27KdqVJe09ezv9SKhCp6YH3TYMO_IbwpiAxQ2J9-LrlnvXOnNHjdXw64z69DpIxVitqczVxkiR5aXsE/s400/maskawin.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5627188302801754162" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(Mas kahwin di Pahang - termurah di Malaysia)</span><br /></div><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">P: "Huish, kedekutnya abang ni...!!!"</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Nota hujung: Pahang tak cukup lelaki - kata satu kajian.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Sumber: Kopitiam</span>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-35763436417513777332011-06-29T18:59:00.006+08:002011-06-30T05:37:50.333+08:00KASIHNYA NORMAH...<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjY9X9_cdlzaYSWTfox4Hek4kwtYR8881XYku-r2eazg3nBSED6l1aUEKuoO4m2fE5F62gDLDQyxkAQCI35BMdjW3Sn_4RLm_QtHHRF6bCJwpVUxkISCB6f98RYHbk15Ct2Z1J__h_7PdQ/s1600/pengetua.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 238px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjY9X9_cdlzaYSWTfox4Hek4kwtYR8881XYku-r2eazg3nBSED6l1aUEKuoO4m2fE5F62gDLDQyxkAQCI35BMdjW3Sn_4RLm_QtHHRF6bCJwpVUxkISCB6f98RYHbk15Ct2Z1J__h_7PdQ/s320/pengetua.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623751440202734450" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(Datin Hjh Normah Abu Bakar - mantan Pengetua SMART, Kuantan)</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: center; font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">bersara mulai 28 Jun 2011</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Selamat bersara puan pengetua setelah lima tahun menerajui SMK Abdul Rahman Talib. Di bawah pimpinannya SMART telah diankat sebagai Sekolah Cemerlang, Sekolah Bestari Cemerlang dan Sekolah Kluster. Beliau sendiri telah dianugerahkan Kepimpinan Teknologi Maklumat dan Komunikasi Negeri Pahang, Kepimpinan ICT Daerah Kuantan dan Pengetua Kanan (Cemerlang) dan lagi dan lagi dan lagi...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Sepanjang pentadbiran beliau SMART telah melonjak dengan menduduki tangga teratas dalam peperiksaan awam (PMR danSPM)</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">KASIHNYA NORMAH</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Bak sungai</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Bak air mengalir</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Dari hulu dan jeram</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">kini hampir sampai ke muara</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Dari putih jernih air hulunya</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Dibawanya bersama hujan lebat dan kelodak</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pekat</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Kekadang arusnya menujah deras</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">kekadang mengalir lesu</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Takdirnya</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Alirannya terhenti sebentar di sini</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Mungkin sekadar menguji sentuhan</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Sentuhannya</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Memang sesubur benih</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Pasir disuntik menjadi intan</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Setitik dijadikan lautan</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Sekepal dijadikan pulau</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Sentuhannya</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Beserta bukti</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Kasihnya bersinar indah</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">walau kekadang katanya menusuk</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">namun</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Marahnya tiada dendam</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Kasihnya bercahaya terang</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Walau kekadang</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">dada berdegup kencang</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">urat menjadi tegang</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">namun</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">ajarannya terancang</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">tidak bergoyang</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">kasihnya tetap indah</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">segala menjadi mudah</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">tak perlu bermadah</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">tuturnya tiada helah</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">terserlah</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">terarah</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bak sungai</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bak air mengalir</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Tiba juga kiranya di muara waktu</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Di sini kami pasti merindu</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">hakikat seorang individu</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Normah yang satu.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Moga lembayung rahmat Ilahi</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">kan memayungi bahtera hidup</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">yang berbakti</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">menghirup damai di hati</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">melandasi kehidupan abadi</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Jelinglah kami jika rindu masih bertamu</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Sapalah kami moga mesra akrab</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">berpadu</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Azhar Daud - SMART 2011</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-61063148831756558772011-06-16T23:35:00.000+08:002011-06-16T23:36:40.710+08:00ANEKDOT 200: SATE BIBIR MANISAdakalanya pelbagai cara yang digunakan untuk menarik perhatian menghasilkan tafsiran yang juga pelbagai.<br />Apakah tafsiran yang dapat kita fahami dengan papan pamer ini?<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4pulaPbHNyGpZb2htuKZ2KTTze7HX6k7RUJPBmkUBg1dMNJQEPno0gxCuzunWMYgNXFQf4A1qqxURuOHRfvr468PeBnR6jdnqPMaSN_IxcidsUZ-tP1JzDVzj-ZLQl7djoYr90bcGh2E/s1600/satebibir.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4pulaPbHNyGpZb2htuKZ2KTTze7HX6k7RUJPBmkUBg1dMNJQEPno0gxCuzunWMYgNXFQf4A1qqxURuOHRfvr468PeBnR6jdnqPMaSN_IxcidsUZ-tP1JzDVzj-ZLQl7djoYr90bcGh2E/s400/satebibir.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5618838322143532258" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(tentu lebih manis kalau yang menyambut pelanggan juga manis)</span><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiORkRg-BvCtRVUNdR_h9FiKeOTw5yL5dZCyQth-acn6H782YsaPK-4TDvWFt5JnM4HcgPzQkyIA4Hy_kwfnA4eCxdKMRWPnXT3RlrDzWWNO6Dhp2DbIMdMrAbNopuvEn1Uw6XtICWSeM8/s1600/kasut+u.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 265px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiORkRg-BvCtRVUNdR_h9FiKeOTw5yL5dZCyQth-acn6H782YsaPK-4TDvWFt5JnM4HcgPzQkyIA4Hy_kwfnA4eCxdKMRWPnXT3RlrDzWWNO6Dhp2DbIMdMrAbNopuvEn1Uw6XtICWSeM8/s400/kasut+u.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5618838041753423074" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(kacukan bahasa?)</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Nota hujung: Indahnya bahasaku</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Sumber: Jalan-jalan di Trengganu</span><br /></div></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-aC9sBmNoMWP-l0-y2RcBY4fq1T9FktkoZQu72K2fIJfOUPRaZsGFGbkBjV1g-3Zxwz3bZkqp4_7SWjlmTiTb1RBtMswel__eAzCVXiwPEAl20F1NtEtNpJfZ3ZtOCl0SGIutUIi_0xI/s1600/satebibir.jpg"><br /></a>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-83321679656283573252011-06-12T23:58:00.005+08:002011-06-13T00:11:03.007+08:00ANEKDOT 199: NEGO BLAKO...<div style="text-align: left;">Sewaktu merentasi laluan pantai di Tok Bali terpandang papan tanda di kedai ini.<br /><br />Nama yang amat menarik. Setelah diamati, nama ini dalam loghat Kelantan.<br /><br /><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg5aHJ3d5a1AEWpyJyzCqnJtp8Kwk3FK6MaKIRLPDq5fIFMSNFrrDgQkwj_MFE141w4bsJ4zArztidVach0doc0IGL-vm4oAE_DvpmCJfQRBxIVEH1r1Z5q4DHa7LF5F2Kv7AQcajFOqk/s1600/negoblako.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg5aHJ3d5a1AEWpyJyzCqnJtp8Kwk3FK6MaKIRLPDq5fIFMSNFrrDgQkwj_MFE141w4bsJ4zArztidVach0doc0IGL-vm4oAE_DvpmCJfQRBxIVEH1r1Z5q4DHa7LF5F2Kv7AQcajFOqk/s400/negoblako.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5617363771929118386" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(Nama sebuah kedai di Tok Bali, Kelantan)</span><br /><br /></div>Tafsirannya:<br />1. Niaga belaka = Pelbagai jualan.<br /><br />Tidak perlu berbahasa asing untuk menamakan kedai agar lebih diingati pelanggan.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Nota hujung: Ada cadangan nama lagi?</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Sumber: Jalan-jalan ke KB</span>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-84916663284640506572011-06-11T22:27:00.007+08:002011-06-11T22:50:06.779+08:00ANEKDOT 198: LALUAN AYAM???<div style="text-align: left;">Dalam perjalanan ke Pasir Mas terjumpa papan tanda ini.<br />Istimewanya ayam di Pasir Mas ada laluan khas untuk mereka.<br /><br />Ada laluan masuk dan laluan keluar.<br /><br /><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0fH405oN9KDWQvOWFSjROcN9HtS4zXvfVPtryK7wDqZUxR2plcx0J4tKFTWFMWw9DMaNVzrg1D4nxm62QGB8jwffsNupV95xKPk7VH1s-rDGmnYCT1siBp0vD-v5eiuZUzgaCxYeHs_k/s1600/ayam+masuk.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0fH405oN9KDWQvOWFSjROcN9HtS4zXvfVPtryK7wDqZUxR2plcx0J4tKFTWFMWw9DMaNVzrg1D4nxm62QGB8jwffsNupV95xKPk7VH1s-rDGmnYCT1siBp0vD-v5eiuZUzgaCxYeHs_k/s400/ayam+masuk.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616969909519037090" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(Ayam masuk melalui laluan ini)</span><br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwXq4cf_dYroYciFR2hFFPje8BdrA5KGfzikkGQxRfRrW9kgC6AYi0AJ-m5_m4HlXJnFLIFRtDxjs-G6PQnKlZUJ-Dj8iVnW3uC9xyhxgILs1Mfll1H0iaj_kSfip7Qsz-FKkPESR134E/s1600/ayam+keluar.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwXq4cf_dYroYciFR2hFFPje8BdrA5KGfzikkGQxRfRrW9kgC6AYi0AJ-m5_m4HlXJnFLIFRtDxjs-G6PQnKlZUJ-Dj8iVnW3uC9xyhxgILs1Mfll1H0iaj_kSfip7Qsz-FKkPESR134E/s400/ayam+keluar.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616970508743367074" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(Ayam keluar melalui laluan ini)</span><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxVl5-BrDa_WaS-pi0TQyUKE9Igy4v1bzqxbUz5sAE7_vKqeXB9hPHsE0xf3UUPeQkQyM8M10rTCYqgbj4jYJC77TMthHgAC2KfOSrM60btnXGCc1Xnmsnu-XaohOoQUknGgWFMTDwaiE/s1600/ayam+keluar.jpg"><br /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMH78PmGpDF1fSEosae9BZHBxRdMFy2oA2A2cFfJHjqiJ6mAtu_Kf5jObrmX6TZ-8tsd8TBKyLyl9_fLfVuX8VopYFJwncIQuY0NVPCc18hx_Q4atCF5LsQPxq42EI3ahODrUpeAi-JyE/s1600/marjan.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 265px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMH78PmGpDF1fSEosae9BZHBxRdMFy2oA2A2cFfJHjqiJ6mAtu_Kf5jObrmX6TZ-8tsd8TBKyLyl9_fLfVuX8VopYFJwncIQuY0NVPCc18hx_Q4atCF5LsQPxq42EI3ahODrUpeAi-JyE/s400/marjan.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616969222479575618" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(Yang ini sudah pasti bukan ayam )</span><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Tujuan aku ke Pasir Mas - mengabadikan majlis perkahwinan untuk anak dara ini.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Nota hujung: Papan tanda di negeri Kelantan banyak menggunakan tulisan Jawi - Syabas!!!</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Sumber: Koleksi peribadi</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></div>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-91706353262481847172011-06-11T20:14:00.007+08:002011-06-11T22:26:39.706+08:00ANEKDOT 197: ISU INI LAGI?<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Isu lama ini sudah banyak kali dibincang dan dikupas. </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Jalan penyelesaiannya masih kabur.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Tidak perlulah kita risau.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Penulisan begini bukan dalam urusan rasmi.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Ibarat bahasa pasar yang menjadi bahasa basahan masyarakat kita.</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKuvchnj09jT-hWBYS02IG7Pwz3vCUXTi6Pq5n9-tOaRQ68YwC01Tc64ZTmggYjl20iaRTkKDb7SQMIPKc6js3NIvGRBUBqIF-EIsQDFQsr0bjdP7toX3XJKXANHzIwt2Fz00nrQvWkMw/s1600/001a.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 158px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKuvchnj09jT-hWBYS02IG7Pwz3vCUXTi6Pq5n9-tOaRQ68YwC01Tc64ZTmggYjl20iaRTkKDb7SQMIPKc6js3NIvGRBUBqIF-EIsQDFQsr0bjdP7toX3XJKXANHzIwt2Fz00nrQvWkMw/s320/001a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616938734767335202" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(petikan laporan dalam BH)</span><br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrHUf5DtdRLEpW7WhoTsjjir_cnA_clQko7FrjypbNeJ0oebQ940SucyZzIN2X1UpJfalbdOozGe2qv66G4zjhMNIOqz3LoH6kaVdg7Ul3AEDvdgCSvbA52uuGwJ_mXn82-9vhrJRflwg/s1600/001b.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 185px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrHUf5DtdRLEpW7WhoTsjjir_cnA_clQko7FrjypbNeJ0oebQ940SucyZzIN2X1UpJfalbdOozGe2qv66G4zjhMNIOqz3LoH6kaVdg7Ul3AEDvdgCSvbA52uuGwJ_mXn82-9vhrJRflwg/s400/001b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616966285482292994" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(contoh ejaan dalam sms)</span><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrHUf5DtdRLEpW7WhoTsjjir_cnA_clQko7FrjypbNeJ0oebQ940SucyZzIN2X1UpJfalbdOozGe2qv66G4zjhMNIOqz3LoH6kaVdg7Ul3AEDvdgCSvbA52uuGwJ_mXn82-9vhrJRflwg/s1600/001b.jpg"><br /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjeruKonOBHYCN7i5ykIgzn9FBHfGX3C8Nfdi3PjimXJUqqswtkj4b2ljD-_GiDiNK26SNATmNl4l5Nc6dd7lPvHiXaiuI3DM9jpZO3b7vwnWs1ZQlVapQKvYmygpuATCstmn4TV42JzA/s1600/bhsganu.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 265px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjeruKonOBHYCN7i5ykIgzn9FBHfGX3C8Nfdi3PjimXJUqqswtkj4b2ljD-_GiDiNK26SNATmNl4l5Nc6dd7lPvHiXaiuI3DM9jpZO3b7vwnWs1ZQlVapQKvYmygpuATCstmn4TV42JzA/s400/bhsganu.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616967119696554642" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">(ejaan dalam dialek Terengganu)</span><br /></div><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Nota hujung: Sila terjemah dialek Terengganu ini ke bahasa baku...anda pandai?</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Sumber: Akhbar Berita Harian dan baju T milikku</span>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336106005354493695.post-15616641275864358272011-05-09T13:33:00.003+08:002011-05-09T13:39:25.384+08:00ANEKDOT 196: MENGAPA?Suatu hari pada minggu lepas...<div><br /></div><div>Dia tanya:</div><div><br /></div><div>Mengapa tak berblogging lagi?</div><div>Sudah ketandusan idea?</div><div>Tiada lagi sensitiviti?</div><div><br /></div><div>Dia pinta:</div><div><br /></div><div>Tulislah kembali...</div><div><br /></div><div>Aku jawab:</div><div><br /></div><div>Terlalu banyak isu...</div><div><br /></div><div>Aku malas nak pilih dan tulis.</div><div>Aku nak cari hobi baru...</div><div><br /></div><div>Nak ikut?</div>MUNSYI ragbarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13999928147166013446noreply@blogger.com3