GURINDAM ORANG KAHWIN (versi Inggeris)
Before marriage - Darling here, darling there.
After marriage - Baling sini, baling sana.
Before marriage - I die for you.
After marriage - You die, up to you.
Lagi lama married - You die, I help you!
Before marriage - You go anywhere, I follow you.
After marriage - You go anywhere, it’s up to you.
Lagi lama married - You go anywhere, the longer better too !
Before wedding - You are my heart, you are my love
After wedding - You get on my nerves
Before wedding - You are sweet and kind like Cinderella
After wedding - You are worse than godzila
Before wedding - Roses are red, violets are blue, like it or not, I’m stuck with you
After wedding - Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you
Before wedding - Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding - You want to go, he says you wait-la
Before wedding - She looks like Siput Sarawak
After wedding - Don’t know whether she’s katak or biawak
Before wedding - Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser’s Hill
After wedding - Furthest you go is the local ant hill
Before wedding - He opens the car door.
After wedding - He opens his mouth and snores
Before marriage - He was your ideal
After marriage - He becomes your ordeal
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